Um…Oops!

Hey, brawlers! Ready to kick some booty today, on this fine April 1st? I know I am!  Let’s see what type of battles the DJ’s broadcasting today with his Playlist Thingamajig.

Hmm…

Wait. 

…WHAT?!?

This Playlist’s Plumb Crazy!

Well, uh, this is a new one! Don’t keep your Boba Cola near sensitive machinery, kids! Looks like the DJ’s spill is bringing us a remix nobody asked for - OOPS All Playlists!  Heh, looks like a standard set of six player free-for-all rules for Dodgebrawl Battles today. But, uh… how do you win? There’s Basketbrawl hoops, there’s diamonds, there’s… like, EVERYTHING in the mix today! Well, guess we’ll figure it out!

No Funny Business Here

What’s in the shop today? Huh, that’s weird… Never seen THAT Player Icon before. But hey, it’s free! What better way to remember this totally normal day?

Chonky’s Advice: git gud

Uhh, I got nothin’. This playlist makes Absolute Chaos look like a picnic in the park! All I know is that this is what I’ve seen in OOPS All Playlists, and where it all comes from!

• Six player free-for-all (Big KO Chaos)
• Party All Balls… Yes, including the Snowball! (Party Team KO, Snowbrawl Fight)
• Basketbrawl rules: KOs only occur from Hoops or getting thrown out-of-bounds (Basketbrawl)
• Best-of-1 match (KO Royale)
• First to 200 points, 7 minute time limit (KO Royale)
• Danger Zone enabled (Team Elimination)
• Points scored from landing Hits, earning KOs, and collecting Diamonds (Snowbrawl Fight, Team KO, Diamond Dash)
• Hoop KOs provide 3 Points, 5 Diamonds spawned (Basketbrawl, Diamond Dash)
• Hits provide 3 Diamonds spawned (Snowbrawl Fight, Diamond Dash)
• OOB KOs provide 1 point, 5 Diamonds spawned (Basketbrawl, Diamond Dash)
• All Bomb Balls have targeting mechanisms disabled (Conflict Escalation)
• All ball spawners provide 2x balls (Conflict Escalation)
• All brawlers have faster charge-up (Conflict Escalation)
• All brawlers may leave behind a Bomb Ball or Soda Ball on KO (Candy Wars)
• All brawlers respawn with a ball (Face-Off)

Hey, if you can make sense of all of this, good for you. Maybe you could help me out, huh? My head’s spinning so fast you’d think it was OVERCHARGED!

The New Standard Way to Play, Only Today

Whoa, this is actually pretty fun! They should make this the standard for League Play! 

Oh, wait – sounds like the DJ’s gonna have the Playlist Thingamajig fixed by tomorrow, so no more ridiculous playlist. Crud. Well, it’ll be fun while it lasts! Now, here’s a pass – NOT! Ha ha, April Fools!